By Stephen Hickmore – We all know that Chefs live for their job and it’s hard to switch off. Here is a bit of fun for a Wednesday. The Top Ten things that Chefs do or say when not at work
1. Â Tell the kids to do their “mis en place” when you meant homework
2.  Eye the family cat  and wonder, strangely, if it could  be matched successfully with a Shiraz or Merlot
3. Â Call the hungry family dog “Escoffier”
4. Â Absentmindedly Pitch at gym for a yoga class in your shorts and chefs jacket
5. Â Say ” Yes, Chef” when your wife asks you to hang a picture
6. Â Shout ” more seasoning you moron!” at the cooking channel the same way you shout ” forward pass you idiot!” at Supersport
7. Â Stop at the KFC drive through shouting “attention! On order ! One rounder, side of fries, chocolate milk shake Ce March!!
8. Â Ask your barber to ” reduce by half and refresh ” instead of ” a short back and sides and wash”
9. Â Ask the petrol attendant if the 93 unleaded is organic and sustainable
10. Â Swear that your car isn’t switched on when the temperature gauge shows 23 c
